TRANSMITTING FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE MOON

BIG ARMS.
BIGGER BULLSHIT.

You wanted a way out.
We brought two gigantic fucking arms.

NO ROADMAP.
JUST ARM DAY.

01 / SQUEEZE THE BULLSHIT

30 SECONDS. ZERO FINANCIAL ADVICE.

CAM 01 / ARM DAY

THESE ARMS ARE OPEN.
THE CASINO IS CLOSED.

BULLSHIT CRUSHED00

TIME LEFT30s

Tap the paid promises. Let actual research through.
+1 for bullshit. −2 for crushing research.

[ ! ]

The feed won’t stop.
You have 30 seconds to squeeze it.

A free arcade game. Your wallet can sit this one out.

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Same moon. Real candles.

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TAKE A LINE. LEAVE THE BAG.

SKIPPED LEG DAY.
LEFT THE PLANET.

001 / THE ORIGIN STORY

002 / THE EXIT PLAN

YOU WANTED
FREEDOM.
THEY WANTED
YOUR LAST
20 BUCKS.

NEIL HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.

NEED A HAND?
BROUGHT TWO.

003 / LUNAR CUSTOMER SERVICE

ANIMATED LOOPS / NO REAL LIVESTREAM

MOON TV00:00

STILL WAITING FOR THAT LIFE-CHANGING CALL.

SAME MOON. DIFFERENT MOOD.

FROM NEIL, WITH QUESTIONABLE AFFECTION

“THE MORE I SEE,
THE MORE THE MOON
MAKES SENSE.”

Absurd art. Dirty language. Arms wide open.
Laugh at the pitch. Ask for the receipts.
And put the fucking phone down sometimes.